Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Business Trip to Martinique

the outboard


offloading party


on dry land

I had some business to attend to in Martinique, the details of which I am not able to divulge, needless to say it was pleasant and productive, if you are ever there I can recommend a great secluded cove, which is well out of site of civilisation.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Me at a convention

Me at a convention

I recently went to a convention, this is a photo of me there. It was interesting

Ron's House

Ron's Driveway

Ron's House

Ron's dog Oskar

On a recent trip home I took these pictures. I hope you like them.

Friday, June 15, 2007

Ron T Beck

Ron T Beck

My close associate and agent Ron T Beck (no relative of Ronbeck) has spent sometime putting up a website for me ( He works for the well known promotions company Buz-co but now and again does some promo work for me, he has been quite busy lately, that's why the site is incomplete. He also spends quite a bit of time on youtube, where he has uploaded some of my recent video works ( If you want to chat to him you can always find him on facebook. Don't be put off by his appearance he is very friendly and only slightly censored (he was banned in the 80's and the SAPS still hasn't got around unbanning him)

Thursday, June 7, 2007

I left town; Elvis had spoken to me he said

Huuunnnhhhhhh my son He had loads of reverb on his voice

You are lost my son, aho ho aho ho yeaaaah yeaaah and then he did that thing with his lips.

You are lost, I could help you with my encyclopedia of pharmaceuticals or even make you a deep fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, but these are temporary remedies and you are too far gone my son, you have lost your way.

You need to go into the desert for four days and four nights and only drink from the green bottle, one sip every hour on the hour he flicked his fingers with a flourish and the bottle appeared. He winked and faded out.

I woke up in a cold sweat, my heart pounding from the build up of toxins in my system, I had to leave immediately. I threw some things in overnight bag, grabbed the green bottle and headed off for the desert in the white whale ......